Reading sucks.
Stories don’t.

“A haunted mansion full of old books. Grumpy's nightmare is the books. Headphones on, lights stay on.”

“Real talk, read by the guy who lived it. Even I can't call this homework. Hit play.”

“A man, a cat, and a death dungeon. Still less terrifying than an actual page.”

“Three women defy 1933 society. You can't even defy the couch. Press play; they'll do the brave part.”

“Thirteen dragon stories and you won't lift a finger. The dragons do all the lifting.”

“An 81-year-old with a dark past and zero patience. Finally, a role model. Grumpy approves.”

“A vampire who only comes out at night and avoids effort. Finally, a protagonist I relate to.”

“Reacher walks into town, solves everything, leaves. You walked to the fridge and needed a nap.”

“A man fights monsters in his boxers while you can't find the remote. Just press play.”

“A manuscript nobody should read? Perfect. Grumpy never reads anything. Let the narrators take the risk.”